My roommate and I just had a long (slightly headcold addled) discussion about supernatural that ended in her saying she wanted to find and read a fic with Dinosaur!Cas. Not one minute later she has this gem.
Summary: Castiel turns himself into a dinosaur to save the Winchesters from an escaped zoo of demonic animals and save a seal (66, not an animal) in the process. And then things get weird.
“Castiel the dinosaur tumbles through, covered in blood and wheezing.
“You always ruin our rooms,” Dean states, but instead he pulls the rest of Castiel’s ridiculously long tail in through the door and shuts it”
“Oh that’s not cool!” Dean shouts at the panda. “Act evil, damn it!”
